Porsched 

Slang used for gay sex

he was totally porsched
he is so porsched he will be walking funny

Porsched by arnold zimmerman February 1, 2008

Porsched 

The sexual reaction one might have upon sight of a Porsche.

When i saw it drive by i was totally Porsched

Porsched by Jeff March 14, 2004

Porsched 

To violently pass somebody in traffic, narrowly missing the opposing automobile, as if you were driving a new model Porsche.

This asshole was driving 20 mph, so I Porsched him.

Porsched by C Balls October 10, 2005

Porschephile 

One who is addicted to Porsches to the point of owning one or many; studying the history of them so as to be knowledgeable of everything Porsche.

There were many Porschephiles in attendance at last year's Porsche Parade.

Porschephile by WickedCarrera February 2, 2005

Porsche Cayman S 

Designed by the good people at Porshe A.G. as an intermediate car that fills the gap between the 911 and the Boxster. A mid engine build that puts a premium on handling and driving precision more than balls-out peformance from, say the 911S. Yet it can blast to 60mph in around 5 toe curling seconds {depends on year, model etc} and scare the living crappola' out of yourself in the process. I guess it's about 40% Boxster, 30% 911 and the rest it's own special goods. A special blend to be sure. Let lose to the public in 2005, it's built a nice rep' as a multi use road machine that can cummute like a Honda Civic with pretty good gas mileage {20 city, 28 hwy} with the ponnies to transform itself into a mini Indy car by simply mashing down your right foot....you know the one. The flat six's exhaust note is simply symphonic with a low growl that mutates into a Banshee shriek that makes a guys spine say "Oh Baby!, spank me harder and don't spare the hand brush!" It really sounds like an ole' school 993 Carrera with the air cooled flat six. The car seems connected to the driver with an almost telekinetic union and that means you feel everything from the whirling pound of the engine through your back to every little bit of foreign matter you drive over. The car does have it's little piss-offs though but who the fuck cares! Your driving one of the most cool rides from Stuttgart to grace Canadian streets in years.

"What the hell was 'dat little shcreamer?" said the drunkin' alien. "Why, it was a Porsche Cayman S you silly, green, bug-eyed twat" Say's the english gentleman in a tweed coat.

Porsche Cayman S by BEASER February 24, 2011

Porsche 993 

The last of the air-cooled porsche 911's when porsche engineered things properly. UK owners generally have beards, but not as grizzly as those of the 964 owners.

993 owner: I just changed the oil on my Porsche 993.

964 owner: Grr.. I got oil in my beard while I was changing the piston rings on my 964

996 owner: my engine blew up again.

Porsche 993 by asterix October 7, 2012

porsche 

like ferdinand porsche said:

the car that nobody needs, but everybody wants

i dont know what example i should give!

porsche by number 18 February 13, 2004