Pornstein

That one guy who watches way to much porn and knows everything there is to know about porn from pornstars to weird fetiches.

Porstein: "Did you see Mia Khalifa's new foot video? She collabed with Piper Perri! It was the best 23 and a halv minutes og my life!"
Ordinary guy: "No fucking way, you creepy pornstein"

by Mr. Getyoassoffmahporche October 14, 2016

Ornstein the Dragonslayer

One of the hardest bosses in the game Dark souls. Ususally killed before his parter, Executioner Smough, due to his extreme awesomeness after Smough is killed. He is quick and agile and will attack you when you least expect it. After Smough dies first, he absorbs his souls, grows to twice his usual size and starts stabbing you with a giant electric spear. If Ornstein is killed first then Smough will pulverize his dead body with his hammer, which will then become electric due to the AWESOMENESS of Ornsteins soul.

Person 1: We're dead
Person 2: But we just killed Smough!
Person 1: Exactly.
Person 2: But now we just have to kill Ornstein!
Person 1: EXACTLY
Person 1: no
(they carry on playing)
Person 2: Oh.
Person 1: Yeah. He is too awesome for us.
Person 2: No wonder he's called Ornstein the Dragonslayer. If he can kill dragons, we must be as easy as flies!

by ILoveDragonslayerOrnstein!!!!! June 30, 2012

Pornspring

When one posts links to unusually grotesque pictures of pornography via formspring.com. It is usually done anonymously and to someone that the sender does not like.

Person 1:"Ali just signed into her formspring, and in her inbox she found a link to www.tubgirl.com"

Person 2:"Oh man, she totally got pornspringed!"

by JUDYizm March 2, 2010

Pornspring

The act of going anonymous on formspring and spamming a persons inbox with sexually related questions

Anon: Blow me or get anal?
nottarealuser81: wow u make my page a pornspring account

by wowimcoolchick January 23, 2011

Pornstitution

Well Pornocracy is a term referring to political corruption and it’s blended with part of the prostitution. A condemnation of large oppressive states. Originates with a Vancouver Mayoral Candidate, and Comedian's, Political website, used to mock himself.

His policies are vague empty promises designed for the sake of hiring his buddies, it's nothing more than pornstitution.

by pornstitute April 6, 2019

pornstipation

The condition where an individual becomes incapacitated to masturbate anymore by watching porn because he is supposedly in love now.

The condition led by excessive masturbation in a short duration of time. Physical symptoms include a dead dick and hand shaking it vigorously in hopes of getting one last hit!

I never thought I could have pornstipation until I shagged for the 7th time in 2 hours

by 98ska June 6, 2011

porntined

When your quarantined and all the entertainment you have is porn.

Stephen Jackson (Darkness): "When you're quarantined and all the entertainment you have is porn is that porntined?"

Ethan: "So leon how has your time been while you were quarantined?"
Leon: "Good other than all the entertainment I have had is porn."
Chris:"So you were porntined like me."
Ethan:"Is that what that is called I thought that is what you call a friday night."

by the_true_king_of_sarcasm April 15, 2021