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Pomising 

Stems from 'Pompous'.

A statment that means you are proud of yourself
I picked up with a hot babe last night. Pomising!!!
Pomising by jessmoodle February 5, 2012

pomiting 

The act of pooping and vomiting at the same time.
Grant got food poisoning and was pomiting all night.
pomiting by Jay Dub 54 January 19, 2008

Pornstein 

That one guy who watches way to much porn and knows everything there is to know about porn from pornstars to weird fetiches.
Porstein: "Did you see Mia Khalifa's new foot video? She collabed with Piper Perri! It was the best 23 and a halv minutes og my life!"
Ordinary guy: "No fucking way, you creepy pornstein"

podistener 

just like ipod users walking are called podestrians. ipod listeners can be called podisteners.
dude, i am a podistener.
r u?
podistener by amtul rahman July 4, 2006

Posistino 

Noun/Adjective - A word whose definition is so dirty that it forms a grammatical paradox whereas its definition is described as "something too dirty too discuss."
Peewee Hermin is the only known human to know the actual definition of posistino.
Posistino by Jaremiah June 12, 2009

pompstein 

a negative edition of someonewho is pomp. if you're (or something is) pomp, you are cool e.g. thats well pomp, meaning 'that is really cool'

Pompstein is someone who is not cool
dont be such a pompstein
pompstein by tim February 21, 2005
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
Word of the Day on September 30, 2026
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