Bornstein

1. To have sex in the missionary position, in the dark, with the local news on in the background.

2. Thoroughly average sex that is enjoyable but utterly unremarkable.
I thought she was going to be crazy in the sack, but instead we just Bornsteined and fell asleep.
by Binskers the Cat December 15, 2009
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bornstein

verb. (to bornstein): 1. To fail utterly. 2. To cause someone else to fail.

Comes from Jonathan Bornstein's non-performance as defender of the United States Men's National Team in the 2011 Gold Cup Finals.
1. "Sam totally bornsteined that interview. He'll be lucky to clean the toilets."

2. "We had the campfire starting to burn, but then Michelle bornsteined everything by dropping a bucket of water."
by hooptedoodle June 28, 2011
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joe bornstein

i went to joe bornstein's office
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Bornstein's Law

As the average age of a social network's users rises, the probability of the discussion of "What I ate for breakfast" approaches 1.
First true thing I read on the internet was Bornstein's Law.
by CaliGeoff November 03, 2012
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