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Pornodontist 

A guy who puts braces on 18-21 year old girls who don't need them, to make them look young for porn
She took a trip to the pornodontist so she would get the part in barely legal teens 9
Pornodontist by #748 Stiffler September 25, 2010

pornopotty 

portable bathroom with pornography taped to the walls.
Fundo went to the pornopotty and gave himself a blumpkin.
pornopotty by authOOr September 2, 2006
Much like brownie points, only geared towards the man's ultimate goal, Poon.
girl- Hey sweetie, you got me flowers!! thats one poonpoint for you!
guy- Well what do I get for 5 poonpoints?
girl- a pat on the back.

"shit, it takes 100 poonpoints before this bitch will sleep with me..."

credit to Amelda too
poonpoint by winaFreeze and amelda January 11, 2008

pornappointed 

A mixture of feeling pissy, horny, and disappointed, usually caused by expecting a fun night with a hot fuck and it falls through.
Girl: I'm so horny I wish we had a dick to ride instead of just us two.

Other girl: I know a guy to call! He can help us out ;)

Guy on phone: Can't do it tonight. Are you mad at me?

Girl:...I can't think of a word to describe how I feel. I'm pissy and I'm horny and I'm disappointed you won't come. I'm pornappointed.

Guy: right...
pornappointed by lonelylesbians June 12, 2011

pornopine 

Pornopine is a womans vagina typically see in pornography movies doing many different men either at the same time or over a period of time so that if she had as many dicks sticking out of her vagina as she had stuck in it, her vagina would look like a porcupine.
Larry: Hey manny did you know that the woman we saw in the porno we rented has had over 1000 dicks in it

Manny: No shit! I knew you had to have a lot of them in you to qualiify but a 1000. Dame she looked line a damn porcupine

Larry: Yeah I think we saw a real live pornopine dude.

Manny: I feel so special now.
pornopine by Urban Rogue Protocol November 9, 2013
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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