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Pornodontist 

A guy who puts braces on 18-21 year old girls who don't need them, to make them look young for porn
She took a trip to the pornodontist so she would get the part in barely legal teens 9
Pornodontist by #748 Stiffler September 25, 2010

pornopotty 

portable bathroom with pornography taped to the walls.
Fundo went to the pornopotty and gave himself a blumpkin.
pornopotty by authOOr September 2, 2006
Much like brownie points, only geared towards the man's ultimate goal, Poon.
girl- Hey sweetie, you got me flowers!! thats one poonpoint for you!
guy- Well what do I get for 5 poonpoints?
girl- a pat on the back.

"shit, it takes 100 poonpoints before this bitch will sleep with me..."

credit to Amelda too
poonpoint by winaFreeze and amelda January 11, 2008

pornappointed 

A mixture of feeling pissy, horny, and disappointed, usually caused by expecting a fun night with a hot fuck and it falls through.
Girl: I'm so horny I wish we had a dick to ride instead of just us two.

Other girl: I know a guy to call! He can help us out ;)

Guy on phone: Can't do it tonight. Are you mad at me?

Girl:...I can't think of a word to describe how I feel. I'm pissy and I'm horny and I'm disappointed you won't come. I'm pornappointed.

Guy: right...

pornopine 

Pornopine is a womans vagina typically see in pornography movies doing many different men either at the same time or over a period of time so that if she had as many dicks sticking out of her vagina as she had stuck in it, her vagina would look like a porcupine.
Larry: Hey manny did you know that the woman we saw in the porno we rented has had over 1000 dicks in it

Manny: No shit! I knew you had to have a lot of them in you to qualiify but a 1000. Dame she looked line a damn porcupine

Larry: Yeah I think we saw a real live pornopine dude.

Manny: I feel so special now.
pornopine by Urban Rogue Protocol November 9, 2013