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Pornodontist 

A guy who puts braces on 18-21 year old girls who don't need them, to make them look young for porn
She took a trip to the pornodontist so she would get the part in barely legal teens 9
Pornodontist by #748 Stiffler September 25, 2010

pornopotty 

portable bathroom with pornography taped to the walls.
Fundo went to the pornopotty and gave himself a blumpkin.
pornopotty by authOOr September 2, 2006
Much like brownie points, only geared towards the man's ultimate goal, Poon.
girl- Hey sweetie, you got me flowers!! thats one poonpoint for you!
guy- Well what do I get for 5 poonpoints?
girl- a pat on the back.

"shit, it takes 100 poonpoints before this bitch will sleep with me..."

credit to Amelda too
poonpoint by winaFreeze and amelda January 11, 2008

pornappointed 

A mixture of feeling pissy, horny, and disappointed, usually caused by expecting a fun night with a hot fuck and it falls through.
Girl: I'm so horny I wish we had a dick to ride instead of just us two.

Other girl: I know a guy to call! He can help us out ;)

Guy on phone: Can't do it tonight. Are you mad at me?

Girl:...I can't think of a word to describe how I feel. I'm pissy and I'm horny and I'm disappointed you won't come. I'm pornappointed.

Guy: right...

pornopine 

Pornopine is a womans vagina typically see in pornography movies doing many different men either at the same time or over a period of time so that if she had as many dicks sticking out of her vagina as she had stuck in it, her vagina would look like a porcupine.
Larry: Hey manny did you know that the woman we saw in the porno we rented has had over 1000 dicks in it

Manny: No shit! I knew you had to have a lot of them in you to qualiify but a 1000. Dame she looked line a damn porcupine

Larry: Yeah I think we saw a real live pornopine dude.

Manny: I feel so special now.
pornopine by Urban Rogue Protocol November 9, 2013
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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