Same principle as the game of Monopoly, but with much more creative squares. The original concept has been transferred from the front side of Atlantic City to the prostitution-laden backside. Houses are boobs and hotels are penises. Tokens represent various famous porn stars. Particularly adventuresome groups can physically act out the events in the game.
I hate the game Pornopoly... That's the third time I've landed on 'Pay the pimp $75!'
I wish I lived in my Pornopoly game because my Jenna Jameson token just landed on the 'free blow job' spot!
Watching TV while simultaneously watching porn on a cell phone or other device, so you have something good to watch during the commercials or boring parts of a show.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.