Pornidus
The disease which goes through a persons mind when they feel the urge to watch porn.
Unfortunately it is contagious and can be passed from one person to another, some people are disgusted by it while others happily accept it
Unfortunately it is contagious and can be passed from one person to another, some people are disgusted by it while others happily accept it
Person who is infected by pornidus: I am so bored...alrighty time to get in some good porn!
Person who is not infected by pornidus: I am so bored...alrighty time to play a game or read a book? Perhaps make plans with some friends?
Person who is not infected walks in on person infected with pornidus: WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?
Person who is infected with pornidus is mortified because they have been caught and stops watching porn and steps closer to the not infected person: It's not what it looks like!
Person not infected: Step away from me before i catch Pornidus! You perv!
And that is a accurate description of Pornidus and how it is used in an example.
Person who is not infected by pornidus: I am so bored...alrighty time to play a game or read a book? Perhaps make plans with some friends?
Person who is not infected walks in on person infected with pornidus: WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?
Person who is infected with pornidus is mortified because they have been caught and stops watching porn and steps closer to the not infected person: It's not what it looks like!
Person not infected: Step away from me before i catch Pornidus! You perv!
And that is a accurate description of Pornidus and how it is used in an example.
Pornidus by The Real Joke December 20, 2018
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