Pornoid

When one is scared ( paranoid ) that someone will catch him/her watching porn, having sex, or jerkin' it.

Man i bet you were pretty pornoid when your parents walked in on you huh?

by BDel August 22, 2008

pornoid

1. massively horny and completely porned out in the head
2. wicked, fucking cool

1. mate, i swear to you that massively hot bird I saw on the dancefloor the other night is still giving me aggravated pornoid delusions at its sickest.

2. buddy that's THE most pornoid bassline eva yo, keep cracking out the good shit brav.

by fc79 October 10, 2014

pornody

an amalgamation or portmanteau of ‘porn’ + ‘parody’ \ a term for a pornographic parody on a conventional film, TV show, and any other work of art, or media event

I’ve just learned that they’ve made a pornody called “Star Whores”! My god, is nothing sacred!

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ March 26, 2011

Pornodontist

A guy who puts braces on 18-21 year old girls who don't need them, to make them look young for porn

She took a trip to the pornodontist so she would get the part in barely legal teens 9

by #748 Stiffler September 25, 2010

pornoish

Something that is similar and/or relating to pornographic material.

Simon was really in the mood to do something pornoish...

by SimOliLan June 18, 2006

pronoid

someone who, contrary to all available evidence, believes that he/she is well liked or popular

Despite the angry sighs and unpleasant comments, the pronoid speaker continued with his lecture.

by Camille Atwood January 12, 2004

Pronoid

Characterized by the delusional belief that the world is out to help you.

That pronoid dude set me straight ... he assured me that there are no conspiracies ... People NEVER work together in secret to do bad things.

Man, you are suffering from intense pronoid delusions ... You need to listen to Alex Jones !!

by Tursiop June 5, 2013