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Ugly and unpleasant in disposition, brought on by the discontinuation of watching porn or jacking off. Similar to nicotine withdrawal.
After Kyle's computer was taken away, he became pornery in the absence of porn.

When he quit smoking he was ornery, however when he quit jacking off he became pornery.
Pornery by kipchoogey July 23, 2010
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Pornerific

Something that is certifiably pornographic and also terrific.
That movie I saw you in the other night was totally Pornerific!
Pornerific by Shit_4_Brains November 26, 2007
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Someone who makes, sells or distributes porn.
I knew you was a Porner when I first laid eyes on you!
Got any free samples?
Porner by Shit_4_Brains October 12, 2007

Pornetry 

A genre or type of music that infuses smooth melodies with intimacy-based lyrics. To put it mildly, it is Erotica set to music.
I heard this sexy song that talked about a three way in such detail, it was like Pornetry.
Pornetry by B.DeVINE December 15, 2012

Pornetry 

The infusion of smooth melodic sounds with intimacy-based spoken word, basically it is Erotica set to music.
I heard this song on the radio that talked about a threesome in such detail it was like watching or listening to a dirty movie, like pornetry. It made me hot & Ooh, I loved every second of it.
Pornetry by B.DeVINE December 15, 2012
The most coveted desk position in the office, from which you can look at your screen in complete privacy.
I can't believe that undeserving douchebag Fleming got a promotion AND the porner.
Porner by C-Chops September 15, 2010
Porner is a collective noun for the people who work in the sex industry.

This doesn't just refer to porn actors and actresses, it refers to everyone who has a job to do with sex including webmasters, sex toy inventors, sex bloggers, erotica writers, erotic photographers, dominatrices, sex experts, etc.

It is a fairly relaxed and friendly term that people within the industry use to identify each other.
"When she posted that link to her blog, we knew she had to be a porner!"

"Chloe is a porner, she works in that sex shop in town."
Porner by HellInHighHeels March 19, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026
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