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porno music 

Music that can commonly be found in a pornographic video, or heard while having sexual intercourse.
"I know this sounds like porno music, but it's all I got."
Bonafide Lovin' - Chromeo
I'm Still in Love with You - Al Green
Sharing the Night Together - Dr. Hook
Sexy Eyes - Dr. Hook
porno music by D. Jahner October 25, 2008
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Porno music slash comment time

What me and your mother do each night while reading through your comments.
Speaking of sucking, it's porno music slash comment time...

Steven Seagal Porno Music 

Music you would hear during various pornos involving Steven Seagal. Usually the music consists of thick, heavy techno beats that you can dance to. The beats in the music are usually well in sync with Steven pumping a bunch of Japenese girls with his 20 inch dick. In one of his famous pornos Aikido in a Speedo, there's a ton of disco porno music playing the background and he's dancing the whole time while only wearing a pink leather speedo (with his hair in pig tails). His most common move is having his legs more than shoulder length apart and shaking each outstretched arm up and down with his hands as fists.
*Hears a funky techno song playing in the background*
Sounds like Steven Seagal Porno Music!

Porn music 

Usually lounge or electonic music, which is commonly used in porn, was especially popular in 90s. Used in parodies often as a easly recognised aspect of porn movies.
I love porn music, it's relaxing
Porn music by Corran1138 May 29, 2010

porn music 

the sounds of sex
unf unf unf
porn music by joe April 19, 2004

Porn music 

A type of music that has a pornographic theme. Fucking, sucking, anal ect.
Porn music by Deep Blue 2012 September 29, 2009

Music Porn 

Music porn is NOT porn music. There is a difference.

Porn music is music in porn, but MUSIC PORN is music that is it's own type of porn.

You experience extreme pleasure from listening to whatever preferences you have for music porn.

Music porn is different for all. Some like it soft, some like it rough. Some like something with meaning, some stick to simple sounds.

You may or may not get the idea you know how to lip sync, goose bumps, the urge to dance, a music boner, an actual erection, wet, etc.
AJ: Man, Jose sent me a lot of music porn links last night!

Julie: Oh really? What songs were they?
Music Porn by mayhem_kidd February 4, 2014
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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