Definitions by thefogiscomingthefogiscoming

Pornitis 

The same as a "Oneitis" or a celebrity crush, but for pornography.

"The JAV actress Ruka Inaba is my pornitis"

Pornitis by thefogiscomingthefogiscoming April 30, 2024

TND 

Totally nice day

You can use it to end off a text conversation e.g
"are we still going to the movies at 3:00?"
"yes, we are, TND!"

TND by thefogiscomingthefogiscoming May 31, 2023

Peter 

A penis. See, Schlong, Dong, Wanker, Dick, Prick, Richard, Johnson

Evan sticks his peter in a shampoo bottle to make sure its clean

Peter by thefogiscomingthefogiscoming November 14, 2022

Sunday Night 

The worst pain a man could possibly feel. Sunday night is objectively and scientifically the most difficult emotional event to go through. Real men understand the pain and sorrow that comes with sunday night.

Goddamn sunday night made me want to blow my brains out

Sunday Night by thefogiscomingthefogiscoming October 16, 2022

The Fog Is Coming 

The Fog is coming. You cannot escape.

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The fog is coming the fog is coming the fog is coming the fog is coming the fog is coming the fog is coming the fog is coming the fog is coming the fog is coming

The Fog Is Coming by thefogiscomingthefogiscoming September 11, 2022

Republican 

(In Ireland) Someone who wants the republic of Ireland to merge with Northern Ireland, thus creating one big state.

"I was born as a real Irish, in the Republic of Ireland, so of course I am a republican"

Republican by thefogiscomingthefogiscoming August 2, 2022

tate 

A tate is usually around the height of 6"3 and also bald. they also stack bands and pull hella bitches

"I talked to a Tate yesterday and my testosterone increased by 5000%"

tate by thefogiscomingthefogiscoming July 12, 2022