pornerastic

"Licentious, lascivious, lewd, and horny" (Josefa Heifetz. Mrs. Byrne's Dictionary. Secaucus: University Books, 1974).

Bill Clinton was the second most pornerastic president ever.

by Antinous September 11, 2003

porncrastination

much like procrastination except you are busy looking through porn

Matt: did you do your english homework
Kevin: nope, that porncrastination can really get a guy off task.
Matt: haha what a DUMBASS! you DUMBASS
kevin: ...darn you porncrastination and your alluring pictures...

by Chilly Willy February 15, 2006

Pornotastic

A description for someone good looking enough to be in a decent porno.

Person 1: Wow check out that girl over there! She's hot!

Person 2: Yeah she's pornotastic!

by gamer999 January 7, 2009

Pornasticate

To put off all other activities for the sake of watching pornography.

Person A: Hey, I haven't finished these TPS reports because I can't quit watching porn.

Person B: You know you shouldn't pornasticate.

by Jordan A. Ray August 9, 2008

Porncrastinate

1. Delaying doing something until the very last second because you are busy looking at porn. 2. Delaying doing something until it's too late to complete because you are busy looking at porn.

Howard was supposed to leave for work early not porncrastinate on his computer until he was fired for being late.

by Intercaust July 5, 2014

porntastic

a word used to describe something on par with excellent pornographic material

Matt: "hey adam"
Adam: "I had sex with your mom last night, it was porntastic"
Matt: "well... your mom!"

by bdub March 4, 2004

Porncrastinating

To waste time on the internets viewing porn.

Sorry, I gotta get back to my job at the SEC. I've been porncrastinating all day.

by SHAKAKIELY July 10, 2010