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PornPad

An iPad that gets used most often for watching internet Porn, and vigorous self-pleasuring.
My wife woke me up at 3AM with the yummy sounds she was making while playing with herself and watching girl-porn on her PornPad.
by Phuqit December 18, 2011
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PornPad

An iPad dedicated specifically to watching porn.
1: “Wouldn’t touch that if I was you, that’s my PornPad.”
2: “You’re what?”
1: “My iPad dedicated specifically to porn.”
by TheMotherF***er January 21, 2020
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pornado

used to describe a seemingly endless stream of pop-up windows appearing on ones computer screen while looking at pornographic websites<p>background: uh.....
I almost got busted by my boss at work for looking at porn. I had to turn off my computer off because I got swept off in a fucking pornado!
by devon April 8, 2004
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PornPatty

I guy called that jerks off to porn. ;)
Evans such a pornpatty, his jizz must be dry.
by PornPatty July 26, 2018
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Porn-Pad

The “Porn-Pad” is a regular iPad or iPad mini that has porn on it. Often, infected with virus and kinky pornographic videos such as; dominance, leather, bondage, scat/diapers, wedgie, and any other fucked up stuff. Most of the time they are older iPads that you used as a kid and don’t anymore. If you don’t want to infect your phone or computer use the Porn-Pad.
Person 1: “Watchen’ anal porn on your laptop guy?”
Person 2: “No dude, you gotta use the Porn-Pad”
by Kalb Sticks October 20, 2020
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Pornado

A tornado of porn adds that bombards your system after viewing pornography or being lured into an enticing 'Grand Prize Winner' add.
Dude! Yesterday I was on myspace and there was this little window that said I won a car. So I clicked on it and totally got swept into a pornado, and then my mom came in!!

It so blew major chunks...
by foxiemoxie123 November 3, 2008
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Pornaddict

A person who is very addicted to pornography.
Steve: Every day of the hour I like to watch my porno online, wether it's on my iPhone or game console. I also I like to spend money on CDs and DVDs from the porn store.

Josh: You are such a pornaddict.
by joshwua915 October 11, 2011
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