PornPad
My wife woke me up at 3AM with the yummy sounds she was making while playing with herself and watching girl-porn on her PornPad.
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PornPad
1: “Wouldn’t touch that if I was you, that’s my PornPad.”
2: “You’re what?”
1: “My iPad dedicated specifically to porn.”
2: “You’re what?”
1: “My iPad dedicated specifically to porn.”
PornPad by TheMotherF***er January 21, 2020
Related Words
PornPad • pornado • pornpod • Pornade • PornPatty • Porn Addict • Porn Addiction • Porn address • porn panels • Porn-Panic
pornado
used to describe a seemingly endless stream of pop-up windows appearing on ones computer screen while looking at pornographic websites<p>background: uh.....
Porn-Pad
The “Porn-Pad” is a regular iPad or iPad mini that has porn on it. Often, infected with virus and kinky pornographic videos such as; dominance, leather, bondage, scat/diapers, wedgie, and any other fucked up stuff. Most of the time they are older iPads that you used as a kid and don’t anymore. If you don’t want to infect your phone or computer use the Porn-Pad.
Porn-Pad by Kalb Sticks October 20, 2020
Pornado
A tornado of porn adds that bombards your system after viewing pornography or being lured into an enticing 'Grand Prize Winner' add.
Dude! Yesterday I was on myspace and there was this little window that said I won a car. So I clicked on it and totally got swept into a pornado, and then my mom came in!!
It so blew major chunks...
It so blew major chunks...
Pornado by foxiemoxie123 November 3, 2008
Pornaddict
Steve: Every day of the hour I like to watch my porno online, wether it's on my iPhone or game console. I also I like to spend money on CDs and DVDs from the porn store.
Josh: You are such a pornaddict.
Josh: You are such a pornaddict.
Pornaddict by joshwua915 October 11, 2011
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