Porn-Panic 

The panic that ensues in a situation when one realizes that he has an extremely limited amount of time to hide or minimize porn before being caught. Often occures late at night when one thinks he is alone to enjoy porn but is alerted to the sound of someone approaching. In the days before the wide spread use of PC's, this panic was often defined by the sound of magazines being shuffled into a drawer or thrown under a bed. If one's reaction time is too slow, this can lead to being caught red handed.

Johnny had a porn-panic today when he was trying to minimize a porn screen on his PC as his mom came up the stairs to check on him.

Porn-Panic by americusga31709 March 28, 2010

Porn Panic 

Having had a parent/friend/spouse come dangerously close to finding their stash of sweaty knuckle material (be it tangible and therefore most likely hidden under a mattress, or in a file marked 'Holiday Photos' in the deepest, darkest bowels of their computer) the act of feverishly deleting/burning/disposing of this material occurs in what is collectively known as a 'Porn Panic'.

"Hey Brian, I heard you had naked pictures of Michelle from our old school class, can I see them?"
"Sorry mate, I did, but the missus was poking around on my laptop and came dangerously close to finding them so I deleted everything in a Porn Panic"

Porn Panic by stormont6703 August 25, 2011

Pancake porn 

What Akechi watches.

This is a Persona 5 meme.
Ya pancuck.
-Pancake porn

Pancake porn by Isosalot March 9, 2019

Pancake porn 

Googling images of delicious pancakes and saving the pictures for future refrences.

Casey- "Hey Sabrina, why is there a picture of a pancake on your desktop background?"

Sabrina- "I don't know, I like starring at pancakes."

Casey- "Hah, pancake porn, much?"

Pancake porn by WeCameAsBr0mans June 15, 2011

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019