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Common slang used for the 5th generation video iPod. Most often used in reference to an iPod by parents that do not trust their children with anything.

pornpod can also be used when ones iPod is filled with porn.
Kid: Mommy I want a 5th generation video Apple iPod.
Mom: You cannot have one of those damn pornpod's
pornpod by gostudpid999 December 14, 2008
An iPad that gets used most often for watching internet Porn, and vigorous self-pleasuring.
My wife woke me up at 3AM with the yummy sounds she was making while playing with herself and watching girl-porn on her PornPad.
PornPad by Phuqit December 18, 2011
an amalgamation or portmanteau of ‘porn’ + ‘parody’ \ a term for a pornographic parody on a conventional film, TV show, and any other work of art, or media event
I’ve just learned that they’ve made a pornody called “Star Whores”! My god, is nothing sacred!

Pornodontist 

A guy who puts braces on 18-21 year old girls who don't need them, to make them look young for porn
She took a trip to the pornodontist so she would get the part in barely legal teens 9
Pornodontist by #748 Stiffler September 25, 2010
Refers to a girls perfectly shaped body. The moment men see her they do have 'a gun' in their pockets. The first thought that rises is "is she into the adult industry".

Girls often have to work real hard to get these pornbodies, once achieved they mostly live the rest of their lives for free.
guy 1 : hey did you spot that total bae over there, my pants are raging
guy 2 : oh boy, now that is a Pornbody!

Pornpops 

The deluge of pop-up windows that appear when you frequent certain porn sites.
While searching for teen hotties, Jasons screen was filled with Pornpops.
Pornpops by detax June 17, 2009