Porn-Pad

The “Porn-Pad” is a regular iPad or iPad mini that has porn on it. Often, infected with virus and kinky pornographic videos such as; dominance, leather, bondage, scat/diapers, wedgie, and any other fucked up stuff. Most of the time they are older iPads that you used as a kid and don’t anymore. If you don’t want to infect your phone or computer use the Porn-Pad.

Person 1: “Watchen’ anal porn on your laptop guy?”
Person 2: “No dude, you gotta use the Porn-Pad”

Porn-Pad by Kalb Sticks October 20, 2020

Words you can keep

Paddle porn

Whitewater rafting images and/or video that elicit a subtle sexual response from the viewer, due to an overwhelming desire to go rafting.

John: "So did you get to go rafting today?"
Drew: "No, the weather was too shitty... Now I'm all worked up. If you need me, I'll be in my room watching paddle porn."

Paddle porn by Keepitrail October 6, 2012

Related Words

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PornPad

An iPad that gets used most often for watching internet Porn, and vigorous self-pleasuring.

My wife woke me up at 3AM with the yummy sounds she was making while playing with herself and watching girl-porn on her PornPad.

PornPad by Phuqit December 18, 2011

PornPad

An iPad dedicated specifically to watching porn.

1: “Wouldn’t touch that if I was you, that’s my PornPad.”
2: “You’re what?”
1: “My iPad dedicated specifically to porn.”

PornPad by TheMotherF***er January 21, 2020

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