Porn-Pad 

The “Porn-Pad” is a regular iPad or iPad mini that has porn on it. Often, infected with virus and kinky pornographic videos such as; dominance, leather, bondage, scat/diapers, wedgie, and any other fucked up stuff. Most of the time they are older iPads that you used as a kid and don’t anymore. If you don’t want to infect your phone or computer use the Porn-Pad.

Person 1: “Watchen’ anal porn on your laptop guy?”
Person 2: “No dude, you gotta use the Porn-Pad”

Porn-Pad by Kalb Sticks October 20, 2020

Paddle porn 

Whitewater rafting images and/or video that elicit a subtle sexual response from the viewer, due to an overwhelming desire to go rafting.

John: "So did you get to go rafting today?"
Drew: "No, the weather was too shitty... Now I'm all worked up. If you need me, I'll be in my room watching paddle porn."

Paddle porn by Keepitrail October 6, 2012

PornPad

An iPad that gets used most often for watching internet Porn, and vigorous self-pleasuring.

My wife woke me up at 3AM with the yummy sounds she was making while playing with herself and watching girl-porn on her PornPad.

PornPad by Phuqit December 18, 2011

PornPad

An iPad dedicated specifically to watching porn.

1: “Wouldn’t touch that if I was you, that’s my PornPad.”
2: “You’re what?”
1: “My iPad dedicated specifically to porn.”

PornPad by TheMotherF***er January 21, 2020

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019