porkulus 

The Democrat-supported "Stimulus Package of 2009," actually just a massive pork-filled spending bill. Can apply to any pork-barrel bill disguised as "economic stimulus."

The bill only provides for Federal projects - it's not stimulus, just porkulus.

porkulus by AJMS January 28, 2009

Porkulus 

An obese person (usually male) who thinks they are attractive and/or strong. As if a Greek or Roman God.

"You should see me bench all those weights."

"shut up Porkulus, they only thing you can pick up is box of donuts."

Porkulus by Flappy McS February 11, 2009

Porpulus

1. A woman with meat well distributed in all the right places.

2. The right amount of feminine features such as the taint, foot width, and gut sag.

damn nigga she porpulus in all the right ways.

Porpulus by keskes76 February 25, 2011

Porkubus

An ancient demon guilty of most crimes regarding obesity and food. Will sneak into your fridge at night and eat leftovers. Can also be seen in human form, mostly in Eastern Texas. The fat offspring on an Incubus and a Succubus.

Man, I swear I had some fresh blue cheese in the fridge? Must have been eaten by a Porkubus.

Look at the fat little Porkubus on his bicycle.

Porkubus by Tony Two-Tone November 16, 2011

porculus 

Congressional legislation plugged as economic stimulus but crammed to the gills with pork and special projects.

Barack and Nancy's porculus bills were so obese they choked the US economy and contributed to the resulting Obama Depression.

porculus by Ur Daddie March 12, 2009

Porkulous 

The nickname given by Republicans to the massive amount of earmarks (aka "pork") contained in President Obama's $3.4 trillion budget plan.

Obama's budget plan contains over $7.7 billion in Porkulous spending.

Porkulous by The Original Big Daddy G April 30, 2009

Porkulosis 

Swine flu

Porkulosis will kill us all.

Porkulosis by beergardens December 26, 2011