Porkubus

An ancient demon guilty of most crimes regarding obesity and food. Will sneak into your fridge at night and eat leftovers. Can also be seen in human form, mostly in Eastern Texas. The fat offspring on an Incubus and a Succubus.

Man, I swear I had some fresh blue cheese in the fridge? Must have been eaten by a Porkubus.

Look at the fat little Porkubus on his bicycle.

Porkubus by Tony Two-Tone November 16, 2011

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porkulus

The Democrat-supported "Stimulus Package of 2009," actually just a massive pork-filled spending bill. Can apply to any pork-barrel bill disguised as "economic stimulus."

The bill only provides for Federal projects - it's not stimulus, just porkulus.

porkulus by AJMS January 28, 2009

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Porkulus

An obese person (usually male) who thinks they are attractive and/or strong. As if a Greek or Roman God.

"You should see me bench all those weights."

"shut up Porkulus, they only thing you can pick up is box of donuts."

Porkulus by Flappy McS February 11, 2009

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

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Gayborhood

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.

"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."

Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006

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