Porkubus

An ancient demon guilty of most crimes regarding obesity and food. Will sneak into your fridge at night and eat leftovers. Can also be seen in human form, mostly in Eastern Texas. The fat offspring on an Incubus and a Succubus.

Man, I swear I had some fresh blue cheese in the fridge? Must have been eaten by a Porkubus.

Look at the fat little Porkubus on his bicycle.

Porkubus by Tony Two-Tone November 16, 2011

porkulus 

The Democrat-supported "Stimulus Package of 2009," actually just a massive pork-filled spending bill. Can apply to any pork-barrel bill disguised as "economic stimulus."

The bill only provides for Federal projects - it's not stimulus, just porkulus.

porkulus by AJMS January 28, 2009

Porkulus 

An obese person (usually male) who thinks they are attractive and/or strong. As if a Greek or Roman God.

"You should see me bench all those weights."

"shut up Porkulus, they only thing you can pick up is box of donuts."

Porkulus by Flappy McS February 11, 2009

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004