The Democrat-supported "Stimulus Package of 2009," actually just a massive pork-filled spending bill. Can apply to any pork-barrel bill disguised as "economic stimulus."

The bill only provides for Federal projects - it's not stimulus, just porkulus.

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porculus

Congressional legislation plugged as economic stimulus but crammed to the gills with pork and special projects.

Barack and Nancy's porculus bills were so obese they choked the US economy and contributed to the resulting Obama Depression.

porculus by Ur Daddie March 12, 2009

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Sheepus Populus

The binomial nomenclature (scientific name) for the general public.

"Thay ain' no homo spaiens. Thay be dem sheepus populus!"

Sheepus Populus by WomintyFresh June 24, 2020

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Porkulus

An obese person (usually male) who thinks they are attractive and/or strong. As if a Greek or Roman God.

"You should see me bench all those weights."

"shut up Porkulus, they only thing you can pick up is box of donuts."

Porkulus by Flappy McS February 11, 2009

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Parum Kidney Populus

Little people that live inside and feed off of human beings' kidneys. They create colonies and families and once all the kidneys have been used up and eaten, they move on to the next victim. Kidney stones are the byproduct of these little people's waste. Once you die they are excreted out of your body.

Martha Monroe was diagnosed with this debilitating condition in 1987. She went to her doctor complaining of pains in her kidneys. Both Martha and her doctor believed that it was just a kidney infection. Unfortunately she found out later that it actually was Parum Kidney Populus, a.k.a Little Kidney People.

Parum Kidney Populus by Kidney Master April 17, 2010

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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