Porkswoard
A certain part of the male body. Mostly seen flapping around when males are running. its rather discusting to the naked eye,its actually painful to see.
Porkswoard by kaitbrit January 7, 2009
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Porkward
For when you've just porked a girl (had sex) usually a one night stand, and it's really awkward in the morning, or when you see her in the next couple of days
Porkward by butterfly poon October 4, 2012
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PorkSword
a ifunny account that posts cursed images, he is simultaneously the most loved and hated account on the app
Dude 1:"bro PorkSword just posted another shit image"
Dude 2:"fuck you man PorkSword is the last good account on ifunny, just look at itsines"
Dude 2:"fuck you man PorkSword is the last good account on ifunny, just look at itsines"
PorkSword by ShreksCrusader August 8, 2020
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porkswordsmanship by the wankshaft doctor April 17, 2003
Porkward
An awkward way of saying awkward. It is made up if the word 'Pork' and 'Awkward . People are not quite sure where the word came from or when it was first used but it is thought that butchers used the term when they cut a piece of meat awkwardly.
Guy " I like someone who looks a lot like you"
Girl " Aww , me " ?
Guy " No , your sister"
Girl "....well, this is porkward "
Girl " Aww , me " ?
Guy " No , your sister"
Girl "....well, this is porkward "
Porkward by LordOfThePorkWard November 12, 2011
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