Porkward

An awkward way of saying awkward. It is made up if the word 'Pork' and 'Awkward . People are not quite sure where the word came from or when it was first used but it is thought that butchers used the term when they cut a piece of meat awkwardly.

Guy " I like someone who looks a lot like you"
Girl " Aww , me " ?

Guy " No , your sister"
Girl "....well, this is porkward "

by LordOfThePorkWard November 12, 2011