Porkward

For when you've just porked a girl (had sex) usually a one night stand, and it's really awkward in the morning, or when you see her in the next couple of days

Dude it was so porkward this morning when I woke up at hers

by butterfly poon October 4, 2012

Porkward

An awkward way of saying awkward. It is made up if the word 'Pork' and 'Awkward . People are not quite sure where the word came from or when it was first used but it is thought that butchers used the term when they cut a piece of meat awkwardly.

Guy " I like someone who looks a lot like you"
Girl " Aww , me " ?

Guy " No , your sister"
Girl "....well, this is porkward "

by LordOfThePorkWard November 12, 2011

porkward

A funny way of saying awkward.

Girl 1: "I just slept with your boyfriend."
Girl 2: "WHAT?!"

. . .

Girl 3: "PORKWARD!"

by porkwardturtle August 24, 2011

Porkward

Being fat and awkward :)

Girl looks at us ...
We look at girl... this is porkward

by ismebad December 26, 2011

pornward

to rapidly accelerate to the climatic point of a story or moment. Not wanting to hear the whole story but rather just the action.

Enough already, please move pornward to the fucking point, I don't have all day.
Many people with ADD behave in a pornward manner.

by Seddy Mazel February 25, 2017

Porktard

The affliction related to not being able to digest pork properly.

Man, Lisa's been in the John all day. She probaby shouldn't have eaten those pigs in a blanket. I think she's a porktard.

by cdettwei November 29, 2009