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Porksword 

She nearly fainted when I introduced her to my porksword.

Oi, that's one hell of a porksword you've got there
Porksword by Keso October 20, 2003
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Porksword 

Slang word for a large penis.
Fred Stabbed Me With His Porksword!
Porksword by Jay-Fro June 26, 2006

PorkSword 

a ifunny account that posts cursed images, he is simultaneously the most loved and hated account on the app
Dude 1:"bro PorkSword just posted another shit image"
Dude 2:"fuck you man PorkSword is the last good account on ifunny, just look at itsines"
PorkSword by ShreksCrusader August 8, 2020

Jorking My Porksword 

Alternative way to say jerking it, same as saying your jerking your shit.
"Man last night I was jorking my porksword."

Porkward 

For when you've just porked a girl (had sex) usually a one night stand, and it's really awkward in the morning, or when you see her in the next couple of days
Dude it was so porkward this morning when I woke up at hers
Porkward by butterfly poon October 4, 2012

pork sword pneumonia 

The act of burying your giant pork sword deep into some random whores wind pipe. After achieving balls deep impact, you blow a massive load of man chowder into her waiting lung. Thus, causing her to develop a sudden bout of pork sword pneumonia.
I dragged home some local tavern ham the other night and absolutely wrecked her mouth with my sweaty thunder sausage . Mabel was looking for a good time, but now she’s just hoping to recover from her nasty case of pork sword pneumonia!

pork sword reward 

The bounty your horny girlfriend recieves at the end of the night.
She just couldn't wait for that pork sword reward last night...
pork sword reward by Cock Neck July 29, 2012
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