Porkswoard

A certain part of the male body. Mostly seen flapping around when males are running. its rather discusting to the naked eye,its actually painful to see.

Porkswoard

by kaitbrit January 7, 2009

Porkward

For when you've just porked a girl (had sex) usually a one night stand, and it's really awkward in the morning, or when you see her in the next couple of days

Dude it was so porkward this morning when I woke up at hers

by butterfly poon October 4, 2012

Porksword

A penis

She nearly fainted when I introduced her to my porksword.

Oi, that's one hell of a porksword you've got there

by Keso October 20, 2003

Porksword

Slang word for a large penis.

Fred Stabbed Me With His Porksword!

by Jay-Fro June 26, 2006

PorkSword

a ifunny account that posts cursed images, he is simultaneously the most loved and hated account on the app

Dude 1:"bro PorkSword just posted another shit image"
Dude 2:"fuck you man PorkSword is the last good account on ifunny, just look at itsines"

by ShreksCrusader August 8, 2020

porkswordsmanship

use of a porksword

"My wife and I enjoy the occasional bit of porkswordsmanship"

by the wankshaft doctor April 17, 2003

Porkward

An awkward way of saying awkward. It is made up if the word 'Pork' and 'Awkward . People are not quite sure where the word came from or when it was first used but it is thought that butchers used the term when they cut a piece of meat awkwardly.

Guy " I like someone who looks a lot like you"
Girl " Aww , me " ?

Guy " No , your sister"
Girl "....well, this is porkward "

by LordOfThePorkWard November 12, 2011