pork swordsman

a man of dubious marriage potential, a homosexual, a bum bandit

backs to the wall lads, theres a pork swordsman on the loose

by Sally Struthers September 1, 2003

pork swordsman

A term you use to describe a sex act carried out on a pig (either living or dead) by a leading public figure.

"That's a fine display of pork swordsmanship, Prime Minister!".

by clowncuckooland September 26, 2015