porks

A curse word that is used when you find out something unpleasant at the very last moment.

Speaker 1: "Did you know that we have to hand in our presentations by Friday? I wish they wouldn't have told us 3 days before the deadline..."
Speaker 2: "Porks"

porks by Most iconic people at UCBM July 21, 2026

Porker poacher

A porker poacher is one who cheats with the obese mate of another.

Juan was a porker poacher who had affairs with the chubby neighbors.

Porker poacher by I, Wreckerrr October 15, 2016

pumpin pork chops 

This describes one who is eating Southern food with gusto or having vigorous sex.

Sweet Willie was really pumpin pork chops down at the buffet!

pumpin pork chops by I, Wreckerrr January 1, 2017

porkslut 

whore, ugly pig who has no self respect

never touch a dirty porkslut. shit'll ruin yo rep

porkslut by Absolom24 October 14, 2013

Vegan pulled pork 

A vegan recipe which tastes like pork but does not even contain any pork. Usually made of jackfruit or king oyster mushroom, but sometimes banana blossom is used. Although it is 100% plant-based and does not contain pork at all, it is still non-halal as it uses the name "pork". Therefore, Muslims should not eat this recipe.

Jessica Jane, someone known for smelly feet, claiming vegan pulled pork as "halal pork (babi halal)", even though it is not halal because of the name "pork".

Vegan pulled pork by Real Vegan June 27, 2022

Alabama pork pie 

A sexual act involving brothers or cousins of a girl taking tuns having intercourse with her.

Three brothers watched their sister jump into the pond behind their house in her bathing suit.
The oldest brother, Jim-Bob, licked his lips and said, "Mmmm Mmmmm, we're gonna get some Alabama pork pie tonight."

Alabama pork pie by Nutzen YerMouf March 9, 2018

Parksing

Slurping on your boss' nut until you get that cantaloupe juice, or until Joe buys you a house.

Yo, did you hear about the dude from Fyre fest Parksing to get some water bottles? Shit is wild fam

Parksing by Joseph Buddens Jr May 21, 2021