Porksaber 

The dirty uncle you wish you always had.

<p0rkSab3r> but, at the end of the day today, i win
<p0rkSab3r> i got that chick to apologize for calling a white man a nigger
<p0rkSab3r> and i got unbanned from the channel that she was so adamant about keeping me out of
<p0rkSab3r> finally, she is still on "trial" at GATO and will most likely be kicked out.

That's pretty much a Porksaber.

<p0rkSab3r> Plus, I know what she looks like naked

Porksaber by Wardnug Also September 8, 2009

porkster

an obese woman

Damn Gina check out that porkster! Her ass jiggles more than yo mama's jell-0 salat.
Huh? Porksters?!

porkster by Javi and CHristopher January 29, 2003

porkslayer 

A self defining term typically used by frankafiles, people obsessed with Chicago, and six pack enthusiasts.

Very rarely, all three types can be applied to one person.

Just got back from Giordano's. Lol. I'm such a Porkslayer.

porkslayer by TotallyNotAustin January 16, 2018

Porkaterian 

Somebody who only eats pork

I only eat pork, I'm a porkaterian

Porkaterian by P.Coley July 3, 2020