Porkmas

It's a holiday that is celebrated 23rd of December (a day before Christmas Eve)

On this day every song you sing has to have every adjective replaced with pork.

Also you have to eat pork if it is possible.

This holiday is not recommend for Muslims!

Person A: Which day is it today?

Person B: 23rd of December

Person A: You know what day is it today?

Person A and B: It's Porkmas!

by Thatlesbo December 29, 2021

porkasaurus

The act of stuffing pork of any kind into a person's orifice or multiple orifices. This resembles building a dinosaur from fossils but with pork, hence the name.

Man, I thought she couldn't be more of a pig, but then I gave her the porkasaurus.

by AN0SEater December 22, 2020

Porkmate

Someone who you are porking, under the general circumstance that there is no relationship post porking.

Jessie's porkmate turned out to only be in it for the rebound. He porked her and left.

by Porkmate June 28, 2016

porktastic

Porktastic is basically someone who is a little on the porky side (or just plain old fat).

'That bird you snogged last night was porktastic!'

by Tandy February 10, 2006

porkgasm

The pleasure a non-Muslim gets from eating any type of pork - particularly bacon - when living in countries that specifically ban pig and all of its products.

Person 1: Oh man, Fred just flew back from the States and brought a shit load of pork. I totally made myself a bacon sandwich and had a porkgasm.
Person 2: That is the life.

by 62474 November 10, 2009

Porkasaurous

Slang term for a massive erection of utter destruction.

1. "Hey baby, wanna ride the porkasaurous?"
2. "Suck my porkasaurous!"
3. "For Christmas, Adam gave Eve a free ride on his porkasaurous."

by Brent Siemer June 11, 2007

Porkas

A more appropriate name for the delayed, bloated pig of an IDE otherwise known as Microsoft Visual Studio 2008 (formerly known as codename Orcas).

I'm going to need how much RAM on my machine to run Porkas?!!!

by Mojo.NET August 19, 2007