porkasexual

Someone who generally classifies as a pig!

Jaeleigh: "Hey Maddi, want to be porkasexual with me?"
Maddi: "Sure Bird!"

by Turtlepuff91 February 10, 2017

pornosexual

Refers a person who prefers to watch porn and masturbate than to have actual sex.

"Stay away from Jim's dorm. He's a pornosexual so it's filled with used jizz rags"

by StumpfTheDrumpf September 22, 2013

Poláksexual

Someone who is sexually attracted to people from the Polák family tree.

I'm totally Poláksexual. I want Max so bad.

by ADAminor April 27, 2022

Pornsexual

A person, most likely living in the basement of his/her parents, that claims to like neither men or women in the real world but does, however, enjoy masturbating to porn.

A: "My mate nearly made it with this really hot girl yesterday, but he blew her off for jerking it to porn at home."

B: "Whoa. He must be gay!"

A: "No, he isn't into real-life relations with neither men nor women, he's pornsexual."

by Artnar May 19, 2010

Pokésexual

People who are sexually attracted to Pokémon

Today, rights for gays, tomorrow rights for Pokésexuals

by Arceus777 February 4, 2014

Pokosexual

An Obsession involving Poker and Homosexual Butt fucking.Also a sexual fetish, where multiple men meet up in a confined room and have gay sex with each other while playing Texas hold'em. Or in Poko terms Texas poke'em.Weed smoking is also common during a Pokosexual experience, but many would agree they just like to drink a few beer, and go all in.
Note: It has been reported that some pokos actually sleep on poker tables.

Johnny:"Man that poko is walking funny"
Stewart:"yeah he must of been up late playing Pokem Last night"
Johnny:"Poor guy his butt cheeks must be sore"
Stewart:"Once a Pokosexual always a Pokosexual"

by Moe Sizlak October 19, 2006

pornosexual

One whose sexual orientation is directed to porn.

Mike: dude mark has so much porn
dave: yeah man he's a flaming pornosexual.

by pkwa June 13, 2007