Porkas

A more appropriate name for the delayed, bloated pig of an IDE otherwise known as Microsoft Visual Studio 2008 (formerly known as codename Orcas).

I'm going to need how much RAM on my machine to run Porkas?!!!

by Mojo.NET August 19, 2007

porkslut

whore, ugly pig who has no self respect

never touch a dirty porkslut. shit'll ruin yo rep

by Absolom24 October 14, 2013

Porkistani

Porkistanis are the of Pakistanis who always speak about Muslim Ummah but hate other Muslims and minorities based on ethnicity and religion.They are either hardcore Muslims or Muslims only by tag.They act like white supremacists on the internet towards other South Asians but play victim card in the abroad.They love their army and government so much.They have deep rooted hatred for other Muslims such as Bengalis and Afghans,specially Bengalis as they try to deny the genocide of 1971 and try to address Bengali Muslims as black and short but try to get their sympathy on Kashmir issue which they brag about 24/7.They even show racism based on food habits because they think eating fish is inferior ironically their Chinese masters eat way more fish than any race in the world.

Bengali:....
Pakistani:Haha,we killed y'all.But we are Muslim Ummah.You should stop eating fish as it’s Hindu.Kashmi-
Bengali:Shut up Porkistani.Go and sell your women to Chinese bride markets.

by KodumollaPorkistani May 12, 2022

Porkathon

A marathon sex session

James: 'Hi Oscar, what did you get up to at the weekend?'

Oscar: 'I went to New York to shag this girl I know'

James: 'I bet that was a real Porkathon'

by Wigmire January 27, 2011

porkaround

In software programming, a workaround which is an extremely "dirty" solution to a bug, like a pork did it. Usually done as a "temporary" solution while a better one is found, but everyone knows that it will stay there for eternity. The programmer who did it is usually ashamed of what he was forced to do, but in a way he's also proud.

Programmer: Hey, I got a solution for that problem! It's a bit of a porkaround, but I couldn't think of anything more elegant.

Project Manager: OK, it will have to do for now.

by work was invented by a jerk July 1, 2020

porkasaurus

The act of stuffing pork of any kind into a person's orifice or multiple orifices. This resembles building a dinosaur from fossils but with pork, hence the name.

Man, I thought she couldn't be more of a pig, but then I gave her the porkasaurus.

by AN0SEater December 22, 2020

Porksheild

Since Porksword Is Slang For Penis, Porksheild Is Slang For Condom.

Health Teacher: Practice Safe Sex, Use A Condom Or As You Kids Like To Call It, A Porksheild.

by B3K@H April 10, 2009