Porkasaurous

Slang term for a massive erection of utter destruction.

1. "Hey baby, wanna ride the porkasaurous?"
2. "Suck my porkasaurous!"
3. "For Christmas, Adam gave Eve a free ride on his porkasaurous."

by Brent Siemer June 11, 2007

porkasaurus

The act of stuffing pork of any kind into a person's orifice or multiple orifices. This resembles building a dinosaur from fossils but with pork, hence the name.

Man, I thought she couldn't be more of a pig, but then I gave her the porkasaurus.

by AN0SEater December 22, 2020

poonasaurous

something that hunts the poon. a poon predator. aka poonavore

"what the fuck is that beast?"
"man its a fuckin poonasaurous. look at him go!!"

by mark j September 15, 2003

Poopasaurous

A term of endearment. A mischievous significant other that can disgust you at times, but ya just love em.

Jenny did you eat all the brownies?... You poopasaurous!

by B-ninny February 21, 2011

Pornasaurus

Someone who looks at porn with every chance they get no matter where they are.

Kid 1- Did you hear about that kid who got busted for looking at porn on the teachers computer?
Kid 2- Oh you mean that stupid ass pornasaurus?

by leftyhandz November 5, 2009

Pornasaurus Rex

The appairant magical creature that comes to you when you are eighter high or wasted when you look porn.

It is said to look like Barney with sex toy strapt to a belt around his waist.

Friend 1: (Looking at toys) "Wow!" (Nearly Faints)

Friend 2: "What is it man"

Friend 1: " I just saw the Pornasaurus Rex man."

Friend 2: "Wow whats he like?"

Friend 1: "He's awesome!"

by Little Shadow Lurker August 4, 2010

porkasaurus

fat with no hope of ever losing that weight

Wow, he was heavy before, but he's turned into a complete porkasaurus

by Richard L Mansmann May 4, 2006