AN0SEater's definitions

Seven Alarm Challenge

The action of violently shitting yourself during sexual intercourse with seven people.

I tried the Seven Alarm Challenge and it failed miserably, we all almost died.

by AN0SEater December 23, 2020

Chicken McTenders

The act of performing anal sex with a chicken tender from McDonalds. This occurs when a man fucks a chicken tender from McDonalds and shoves the tender with the jizz from the man into the girl's mouth. The taste of your semen will probably make the woman menustrate so have a tender or penis ready to dip the tender into the ketchup.

I have no idea how we are still married after I gave her an order of the chicken McTenders.

by AN0SEater March 23, 2020

Mc Hash Brown

The act of having sex with a girl where you lay your dick out on the bed. The girl than menstruates her period blood on your cock showing a direct correlation of when Morgan Spurlock put fancy ketchup on his has brown in the documentary Super Size Me.

Bro I am the virginity thief because she didn't know what a Mc Hash Brown is.

by AN0SEater March 21, 2020

Burger King Chicken Mitt

When you buy a BK chicken sandwich and take out the funky ass chicken and use it as a condom. Heavily based on what Morgan Spurlock made a mitt out of the spicy chicken sandwich from BK in Super Size Me 2: Holy Chicken. Spicy chicken has more flavor if used for a blowjob but could potentially burn your cock. Use condiments like Ketchup and BBQ sauce if needed.

Bro. That was amazing, I put my dick in the Burger King Chicken Mitt and she never saw it coming, amazing protection for sex.

by AN0SEater March 19, 2020

McDonalds Chicken Wrap

A sex position where the man lays himself on top of a girl. The man in this position sucks the titty milk out of the girl's titties. The man's penis goes into the womans pussy and the man cums inside of the pussy causing the women to menstrate. The wrap comes in when the man takes himself, hugs the girl and starts rolling on the bed like a McWrap is being made at McDonalds.

She wanted a bedtime snack so I gave her a McDonalds Chicken Wrap, I was going to fucking die the next day.

by AN0SEater March 23, 2020

Oreo McFlurry

When a white woman sucks a black cock or vice versa when a black women sucks a white cock.

Man, I did the Oreo McFlurry, I creamed all over her face.

by AN0SEater March 22, 2020

Pancake Dick Drizzle

When someone takes a piss or busts a nut all over a plate of food in front of you. This resembles syrup drizzling onto pancakes.

Her food looked so much better before she did a Pancake Dick Drizzle all over it.

by AN0SEater December 21, 2020