Porkflake

An individual who hopelessly refers to anyone who disagrees with their views as snowflake. It is opposite of snowflake and synonymous with gammonflake or gammon.

Why do porkflakes love random use of uppercase?

by Tuffty12 June 9, 2024

Porkflake

Porkflake is a hapless individual who refers to anyone disagring with their views as snowflake and loathe anything they deem as "woke". It is synonymous with the word gammon and / or gammonflake.

Why do porkflakes love random use of the upper case letters?

by Tuffty12 June 9, 2024

preflake

When an invitee stipulates that unless another, more urgent, event comes up, they will attend your function.

"Yeah I'll probably be there...unless something major comes up."

"Dude, did you just preflake on me?"

by omnoms September 4, 2009

Pornflakes

A cereal, usually consumed naked at home during the day whilst surfing for filth on the web.

"What did you do yesterday Eoghan?"

"ahhh fuck all.... she was away so I had a couple of bowls of pornflakes"

"Nice one".

by guntherer January 6, 2009

pooflakes

a flake of poo normaly found around the deepest corners of yor toilet seat normaly made by scottish people called euan kearney

" muuuum iv done some more pooflakes "

by Sam and cod November 6, 2008

porkulate

To copulate with a fat person. (porker)

Fred porkulates with his fat girlfriend two time a week.

by weasel990 December 24, 2016

pornflakes

porn you watch 1st thing when you wake up. The breakfest of porn.

when i wake up i like to get my pornflakes on.

by chrispyq March 8, 2013