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Porkflake 

An individual who hopelessly refers to anyone who disagrees with their views as snowflake. It is opposite of snowflake and synonymous with gammonflake or gammon.
Why do porkflakes love random use of uppercase?
Porkflake by Tuffty12 June 9, 2024
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Porkflake 

Porkflake is a hapless individual who refers to anyone disagring with their views as snowflake and loathe anything they deem as "woke". It is synonymous with the word gammon and / or gammonflake.
Why do porkflakes love random use of the upper case letters?
Porkflake by Tuffty12 June 9, 2024

preflake 

When an invitee stipulates that unless another, more urgent, event comes up, they will attend your function.
"Yeah I'll probably be there...unless something major comes up."

"Dude, did you just preflake on me?"
preflake by omnoms September 4, 2009

Pornflakes 

A cereal, usually consumed naked at home during the day whilst surfing for filth on the web.
"What did you do yesterday Eoghan?"

"ahhh fuck all.... she was away so I had a couple of bowls of pornflakes"

"Nice one".
Pornflakes by guntherer January 6, 2009

pooflakes 

a flake of poo normaly found around the deepest corners of yor toilet seat normaly made by scottish people called euan kearney
" muuuum iv done some more pooflakes "
pooflakes by Sam and cod November 6, 2008

porkulate 

Fred porkulates with his fat girlfriend two time a week.
porkulate by weasel990 December 24, 2016

pornflakes 

porn you watch 1st thing when you wake up. The breakfest of porn.
when i wake up i like to get my pornflakes on.
pornflakes by chrispyq March 8, 2013
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mormon assault vehicle

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"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
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Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
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Overstand 

To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
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