porkface

A desciption of someone who has eaten all the pies and was very silly and jevenile to do so.

An egghead, a cabbage flagrant, a cauliflower eared fool such as Bernard Manning - a total porkface

by Total Chav September 09, 2005

Porkface

Meaning fat and/or ugly. A figure of speech containing an implied comparison of a person's face to a swine.

X: Hey, you know that girl Helen? I think she weighs like 123 lbs."
Y: Yeah. She's such a porkface.

by ughhhhhhhhhhh November 20, 2010

Porkface

Meaning fat and/or ugly. A figure of speech containing an implied comparison of a person's face to a swine.

X: Hey, you know that girl Helen? She's omnivorous. I think she weighs like 123 lbs."
Y: Yeah. She's also a porkface.

by ughhhhhhhhhhh November 20, 2010