porkslayer

A self defining term typically used by frankafiles, people obsessed with Chicago, and six pack enthusiasts.

Very rarely, all three types can be applied to one person.

Just got back from Giordano's. Lol. I'm such a Porkslayer.

porkslayer by TotallyNotAustin January 16, 2018

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Porksaber

The dirty uncle you wish you always had.

<p0rkSab3r> but, at the end of the day today, i win
<p0rkSab3r> i got that chick to apologize for calling a white man a nigger
<p0rkSab3r> and i got unbanned from the channel that she was so adamant about keeping me out of
<p0rkSab3r> finally, she is still on "trial" at GATO and will most likely be kicked out.

That's pretty much a Porksaber.

<p0rkSab3r> Plus, I know what she looks like naked

Porksaber by Wardnug Also September 8, 2009

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porkslayer • Poonslayer • dorkslayer • popeslayer • Porksaber

Poonslayer

1)One who slays poon, or engages in the act of rough sex. The verb form is "to poonslay."

2)An exclamitory remark made in celebration, usually whilst playing a videogame.

"That guys such a poonslayer. I should get as much poon as him."
"Yeah, except you're a pussy, so no."

"POONSLAYER!" (blows something up electronically.)

Poonslayer by studstudstudder March 10, 2008

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dorkslayer

Senial Older male who enjoys making online threats, and or just being a plain old piece of shit. Hangs out with Muslim gamers, see "ashkar". Enjoys Cheating in the form of Modem tapping when all else fails, see "score of 4-89".

Player 1- Oh look its a dorkslayer, everyone ignore him or he will chase the FBI on you.
Player 2- No he wont do that hes just old and crazy, but he will tap you.

dorkslayer by TheBadBa April 30, 2010