poopfingers

one who shoves at least two fingers up his bunghole and sniffs them.

we call one of our friends "poopfingers" because we caught him doing this in the gym one morning.

by Jordan Brown May 3, 2004

poopfingers

One who does not wash his hands after pooping. This also includes not using soap when rinsing your hands.

Hoffman got Hepatitis after eating fried chicken because he has poopfingers.

by Francis O'Igby May 22, 2007

poopflinger

person who is totally full of it

It took me two minutes to figure out my sister's boyfriend was a poopflinger

by sheila in the car November 1, 2008

poofinger sushi

Although it's origins are a mystery, poofinger sushi master Robococck is the only known producer of this fine dining delicacy. This culinary treat can only be produced by taking a dump, not washing your hands, and then proceeding to create a masterfully crafted sushi dish.

Restaurant survey question: What did you have and did you enjoy your meal?
Restaurant survey answer: I had the poofinger sushi platter it was amazing.

by shadoinkin June 20, 2018

Poopfingering

A term used for the act of logging on to another's email address or personal networking site (such as Facebook or MySpace) and either sending incriminating e-mails to others in his or her address book, or changing his or her settings, statuses, or information to something incriminating, or something the individual would not write.

Did you read Dylan's Facebook status about him liking men? I think someone's been poopfingering him.

by the jc creeper March 30, 2009

poofinger

Inserting the index finger into an unsuspecting subjects butt hole and shouting "Poo finger". Laughter usually follows the poofinger, except the subject who is left mildly disgusted and scarred.

Group of people. one sticks their finger in another one of their asses...
"POOFINGER"
*Laughter

by Jordan Klein February 12, 2004

poofinger

A disease found commonly among those who use 1 ply toilet paper. Occurs when finger breaks paper boundry resulting in a horrid stench of the digits.

DAMN... poofinger again!

by Michael Cunningham January 27, 2004