poopfinger

When you have poop on your finger.

Man, I just shoved my pinky up my butt and now I have a poopfinger!

poopfinger by Edward Richtofen May 9, 2012

poopflinger 

person who is totally full of it

It took me two minutes to figure out my sister's boyfriend was a poopflinger

poopflinger by sheila in the car November 1, 2008

Poopmonger 

A man or woman who partake in the undesireable act of selling fecal matter

Jack and Jill went up the hill and bought some fecal matter from a Poopmonger

Poopmonger by the monger man April 9, 2009

poofinger sushi 

Although it's origins are a mystery, poofinger sushi master Robococck is the only known producer of this fine dining delicacy. This culinary treat can only be produced by taking a dump, not washing your hands, and then proceeding to create a masterfully crafted sushi dish.

Restaurant survey question: What did you have and did you enjoy your meal?
Restaurant survey answer: I had the poofinger sushi platter it was amazing.

poofinger sushi by shadoinkin June 20, 2018

poofyfinger 

Poofyfinger is a derogatory name given to anyone who plays games too much using a mouse. It is the next generation medical term, much like how Carpal Tunnel Syndrome became known in the past fifteen years.

"Johnny, you better stop playing those games, or else you'll develop a poofyfinger"

Doctor: I'm sorry Susan, it is absolutely necessary to amputate your poofyfinger

Patient: ok

poofyfinger by poofyfinger November 24, 2006

poop finger

When you are wiping and your finger breaks through the toilet paper causing your finger to touch your poo.

Aw man I have poop finger after that nasty poo.

poop finger by BobnRob October 24, 2008

Poopfingering

A term used for the act of logging on to another's email address or personal networking site (such as Facebook or MySpace) and either sending incriminating e-mails to others in his or her address book, or changing his or her settings, statuses, or information to something incriminating, or something the individual would not write.

Did you read Dylan's Facebook status about him liking men? I think someone's been poopfingering him.

Poopfingering by the jc creeper March 30, 2009