poopfinger

When you have poop on your finger.

Man, I just shoved my pinky up my butt and now I have a poopfinger!

by Edward Richtofen May 9, 2012

Poopfingering

A term used for the act of logging on to another's email address or personal networking site (such as Facebook or MySpace) and either sending incriminating e-mails to others in his or her address book, or changing his or her settings, statuses, or information to something incriminating, or something the individual would not write.

Did you read Dylan's Facebook status about him liking men? I think someone's been poopfingering him.

by the jc creeper March 30, 2009

poopfingers

one who shoves at least two fingers up his bunghole and sniffs them.

we call one of our friends "poopfingers" because we caught him doing this in the gym one morning.

by Jordan Brown May 3, 2004

poopfingers

One who does not wash his hands after pooping. This also includes not using soap when rinsing your hands.

Hoffman got Hepatitis after eating fried chicken because he has poopfingers.

by Francis O'Igby May 22, 2007