4 definition by Michael Cunningham

To fart discretely and then walk away from the scene so as not to be detected.

A disease found commonly among those who use 1 ply toilet paper. Occurs when finger breaks paper boundry resulting in a horrid stench of the digits.

when something or someone is in a physical state that is beyond repair, can be induced by alcoholic beverages amongst the human species.

A culchie term for the more polite 'no' response.