Porkboard

When your porkin' a bitch and she just lay there, doing nothing, like a board.

"I pipped this one bitch, a total porkboard, lazy as shit dog, waste of my fucking time."

by secture January 21, 2022

Porkward

For when you've just porked a girl (had sex) usually a one night stand, and it's really awkward in the morning, or when you see her in the next couple of days

Dude it was so porkward this morning when I woke up at hers

by butterfly poon October 4, 2012

dorkboarder

Anyone who posts on internet message boards supporting racism or child pornography.

Reese wrote on the internet that he gets sweaty when he thinks of little boys and klan members. He is a dorkboarder.

by Kasso Fun Dio October 24, 2006

Porkswoard

A certain part of the male body. Mostly seen flapping around when males are running. its rather discusting to the naked eye,its actually painful to see.

Porkswoard

by kaitbrit January 7, 2009

ProBoards

A free message board service created and owned by Patrick Clinger.

I made my post on a ProBoards forum.

by Relentless July 27, 2005

Porkward

An awkward way of saying awkward. It is made up if the word 'Pork' and 'Awkward . People are not quite sure where the word came from or when it was first used but it is thought that butchers used the term when they cut a piece of meat awkwardly.

Guy " I like someone who looks a lot like you"
Girl " Aww , me " ?

Guy " No , your sister"
Girl "....well, this is porkward "

by LordOfThePorkWard November 12, 2011

porkward

A funny way of saying awkward.

Girl 1: "I just slept with your boyfriend."
Girl 2: "WHAT?!"

. . .

Girl 3: "PORKWARD!"

by porkwardturtle August 24, 2011