porkward

A funny way of saying awkward.

Girl 1: "I just slept with your boyfriend."
Girl 2: "WHAT?!"

. . .

Girl 3: "PORKWARD!"

by porkwardturtle August 24, 2011

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Porkward

For when you've just porked a girl (had sex) usually a one night stand, and it's really awkward in the morning, or when you see her in the next couple of days

Dude it was so porkward this morning when I woke up at hers

by butterfly poon October 4, 2012

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An awkward way of saying awkward. It is made up if the word 'Pork' and 'Awkward . People are not quite sure where the word came from or when it was first used but it is thought that butchers used the term when they cut a piece of meat awkwardly.

Guy " I like someone who looks a lot like you"
Girl " Aww , me " ?

Guy " No , your sister"
Girl "....well, this is porkward "

by LordOfThePorkWard November 12, 2011

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