Porkward
For when you've just porked a girl (had sex) usually a one night stand, and it's really awkward in the morning, or when you see her in the next couple of days
Porkward by butterfly poon October 4, 2012
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Porkward
An awkward way of saying awkward. It is made up if the word 'Pork' and 'Awkward . People are not quite sure where the word came from or when it was first used but it is thought that butchers used the term when they cut a piece of meat awkwardly.
Guy " I like someone who looks a lot like you"
Girl " Aww , me " ?
Guy " No , your sister"
Girl "....well, this is porkward "
Girl " Aww , me " ?
Guy " No , your sister"
Girl "....well, this is porkward "
Porkward by LordOfThePorkWard November 12, 2011
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porkward by porkwardturtle August 24, 2011
Porkward
pornward
to rapidly accelerate to the climatic point of a story or moment. Not wanting to hear the whole story but rather just the action.
Enough already, please move pornward to the fucking point, I don't have all day.
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Many people with ADD behave in a pornward manner.
pornward by Seddy Mazel February 25, 2017
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