Porktard

The affliction related to not being able to digest pork properly.

Man, Lisa's been in the John all day. She probaby shouldn't have eaten those pigs in a blanket. I think she's a porktard.

by cdettwei November 29, 2009

Porkward

For when you've just porked a girl (had sex) usually a one night stand, and it's really awkward in the morning, or when you see her in the next couple of days

Dude it was so porkward this morning when I woke up at hers

by butterfly poon October 4, 2012

Porntardation

Every time you see a porn star jerking off in front of their stepfamily, doing stupid sexual things, wearing no panties/bra at all, sleeping during day, being completely fucking blind and they can't see dicks, sticking their dick in literally every hole they see or not knowing their pants have ripped and not feeling a dick inside, they have porntardation.

Jim: Did you see that Brattysis video bro?
Mark: nah bro, that actress had * Porntardation*

by Joe Azlz December 3, 2019

Porntard

PORNography + reTARD

A dude who can't find a girlfriend because

#1. He spends most of his time watching porn.

#2. When he does get out, he rejects women who are better looking than he is because they are not up to his pornstar standards.

Mike hasn't been laid in 10 years. He's such porntard.

by Mike Porntard March 2, 2009

Fast-Lane Parktard

The oblivious, offensive motorist who ABSOLUTELY REFUSES to move from the left lane under ANY CIRCUMSTANCES...

Who teaches someone to enter the highway at a dangerous, ridiculously slow pace and IMMEDIATELY move to the left/passing lane and JUST FUCKING SIT THERE...FOREVER, AND EVER!
A Fast-Lane Parktard, that's who...dumb-ass!

by YAWA May 17, 2019

portard

1. The child of a lesbian couple.

Hey portard! How's your two mommies you big gaymo?

by crispysam March 6, 2005

porntard

a person who believes they are creating decent pornography when in fact it is fucking retarded. often the letter 'z' is substituted for the letter 's' in an attempt to be whimsical.

roxy is such a porntard; look what she wrote in her online journal today:
"he enterz her in the back of a dark limozine, pressing his forearmz against the indigo velvet..."

by ninwolf April 22, 2008