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Taking a kielbasa sausage and folding it into a "horseshoe" shape. This is then administered as a sex toy for double penetration.
I Porkshoe my wife 3 times a day... and then we eat it after her cleaveland steamer on the kitchen counter with a touch of Houdini to round out the aesthetics.

You're a sick sick man... it's a beautiful thing.
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