Porkshoe 

Taking a kielbasa sausage and folding it into a "horseshoe" shape. This is then administered as a sex toy for double penetration.

I Porkshoe my wife 3 times a day... and then we eat it after her cleaveland steamer on the kitchen counter with a touch of Houdini to round out the aesthetics.

You're a sick sick man... it's a beautiful thing.

Porkshoe by R. Cockmaster Mallory & B.B.C. May 26, 2010

Porksheild 

Since Porksword Is Slang For Penis, Porksheild Is Slang For Condom.

Health Teacher: Practice Safe Sex, Use A Condom Or As You Kids Like To Call It, A Porksheild.

Porksheild by B3K@H April 10, 2009

PorkShot 

When you play an FPS video game (Eg. Rainbow Six: Siege) and you fire 90% of your magazine at the enemy player missing every single shot horribly, as you pull away and head for cover, ashamed with yourself.. one stray bullet randomly hits them in the head, killing them.

(Spectating a friend playing)
Oh boy Josh is panicking here, hes missin.... ohhhh, thats a porkshot!

PorkShot by 49simmiT November 7, 2019