Poritz

A landlord typically drank angry and a bal taiva

The Poritz rapped a lot

by Dankman the bachur September 11, 2021

Pritzker

A giant piece of shit that won't go away.

Mike took a Pritzker and now the toilet won't flush!

by Smokenkrak May 17, 2020

Pritzker

A hypocritical unqualified trust fund brat who deliberately runs a state into the ground based on hs incompetance and ignorance.

we need to elect a new governor because the last one was a real pritzker

by notakrause May 12, 2020

Pritzker

A fat lying pos

I met Martha at Dennys last night. I had a short conversation with her and realized she's nothing but a Pritzker

by Skinny pos June 3, 2021

Pritzker Pit Stop

When you are hungry and need to use the restroom, but have to make 3 different stops to find an open restroom amid dining room and lobby closures.

We would have been here 30 minutes sooner, but your Mom needed to take a Pritzker Pit Stop.

by Neilson Smeilson October 25, 2020

Poitz

A person who collects dust in the corner of parties.

Look at chad over there, he's just a big poitz

by --Hamill May 29, 2009

Pritz

Greek word for "fart".

Don't eat too much of that chili, otherwise you will Pritz all night!

by twinkie75 October 1, 2017