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porn of fat people, not always for fat people
Dan: Yo momma's so fat shes the starred in Steve's latest porno.
Stan: Eeeeww! Porkenz!
porkenz by Swimming_Mothra September 10, 2009

Porkenpence 

The component material of human vomit.
I was searching through the Porkenpence for my lost earring.
Porkenpence by Jimmy2Axes February 6, 2021

porkenstein 

Someone who is clever, yet obese.
"That dude is cool but he's a bit of a porkenstein'
porkenstein by Benni & Jecky February 16, 2007

Big Porkens 

A phrase used in multiple scenarios and as multiple parts of speech, in order to emphasize someone being stupid, and or acting like an idiot.
“What thomas said wasn’t very big porkens.”
you’re acting like a big porken.”
an insult when you want to call someone a prickend, but your hands spaz up on the keyboard.
nick jones you prockend. oops sorry lol i spelt it wrong, i meant to say prickend.
prockend by zuzuuuu January 13, 2011
Sitting on the porch hanging out, laughing, talking, enjoying the weather, & anything considered fun!
We are porchenit tonight. Do y'all want to come over?
Porchenit by Bamabelle11 August 6, 2022