porkenz

porn of fat people, not always for fat people

Dan: Yo momma's so fat shes the starred in Steve's latest porno.
Stan: Eeeeww! Porkenz!

by Swimming_Mothra September 10, 2009

porkinz

Verb, derived from pork, means "to get up on" or fuck. Refers to a rebel fighter, Red 6 (Jek Porkins) in the original Star Wars. His final words "I'm alright" as he is getting blown up perfectly capture the willingness to put yourself in harms way to get a piece of that ass. Also, his physiology is that of swine, which reinforces his name and this fine word we are defining now.

Oooohhh, sweetback! I'd be spacin' gs if I could porkinz up on the fine biznitch.

by Hugo Apex June 22, 2004

Porkenpence

The component material of human vomit.

I was searching through the Porkenpence for my lost earring.

by Jimmy2Axes February 6, 2021

porkenstein

Someone who is clever, yet obese.

"That dude is cool but he's a bit of a porkenstein'

by Benni & Jecky February 16, 2007

Big Porkens

A phrase used in multiple scenarios and as multiple parts of speech, in order to emphasize someone being stupid, and or acting like an idiot.

“What thomas said wasn’t very big porkens.”
“you’re acting like a big porken.”

by bigporkenator July 6, 2021

Porkenchunter

An orange-like aftertaste.

The rice is filling, but has a bit of porkenchunter to it.

by mr richs December 14, 2008

Porken

to have sex.

Ewww dude Jimmy Connor is porken that fat chick gross.

by Piggs Porken August 13, 2012