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porn of fat people, not always for fat people

Dan: Yo momma's so fat shes the starred in Steve's latest porno.
Stan: Eeeeww! Porkenz!

porkenz by Swimming_Mothra September 10, 2009

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porkinz

Verb, derived from pork, means "to get up on" or fuck. Refers to a rebel fighter, Red 6 (Jek Porkins) in the original Star Wars. His final words "I'm alright" as he is getting blown up perfectly capture the willingness to put yourself in harms way to get a piece of that ass. Also, his physiology is that of swine, which reinforces his name and this fine word we are defining now.

Oooohhh, sweetback! I'd be spacin' gs if I could porkinz up on the fine biznitch.

porkinz by Hugo Apex June 22, 2004

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Porkenpence

The component material of human vomit.

I was searching through the Porkenpence for my lost earring.

Porkenpence by Jimmy2Axes February 6, 2021

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porkenstein

Someone who is clever, yet obese.

"That dude is cool but he's a bit of a porkenstein'

porkenstein by Benni & Jecky February 16, 2007

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Big Porkens

A phrase used in multiple scenarios and as multiple parts of speech, in order to emphasize someone being stupid, and or acting like an idiot.

“What thomas said wasn’t very big porkens.”
“you’re acting like a big porken.”

Big Porkens by bigporkenator July 6, 2021

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Porkenchunter

An orange-like aftertaste.

The rice is filling, but has a bit of porkenchunter to it.

Porkenchunter by mr richs December 14, 2008

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Porken

to have sex.

Ewww dude Jimmy Connor is porken that fat chick gross.

Porken by Piggs Porken August 13, 2012

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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