Popsicles

1) A euphemism for swearing
2) An attempt of cursing without the abrasive language
Example 1;
Jeremiah: "They say it's gonna rain today, ya'll"
Kizziah: "Ah, popsicles"

Example 2;
Samuel: "Would you care to join me for a truncated dinner and walk then extensive festivities in the bedroom?"
Kizziah: "No, I would not. I have plans with my relations"
Samuel: "Popsicles, another time then"
by Siminyakamungasirchewi October 14, 2013
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popsicled

When you fail a skateboarding trick in a way that lands the board vertically between the concrete and your nuts.
Prima: Matt was trying to do a mid-air kickflip, but the board got away from him and went right between his legs. He's in the hospital, they don't know if he'll ever have kids.

Secunda: Popsicled!
by Four-Wheeled Castratus March 26, 2011
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popsicle

A girl who is ice cold on the outside and has a stick rammed up her ass on the inside.
"My girlfriend is such a popsicle - when I told her that my mom died, she laughed then went to work for 12 hours."
by Hank Thompkins January 10, 2008
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Popsicle

When it's so cold out that you get frostbite on your penis.
"Hey tom, last night I was masturbating outside and I got a popsicle."
by Kkk with one black guy January 14, 2017
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Popsicle

A frozen treat that comes in many different colours and flavors.
Ice Cream Man:YOU ARE GONNA EAT YOUR POPSICLE AND YOU ARE GONNA LIKE IT!!
Bobbie:Ok
by TheWiggidy April 19, 2004
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Popsicling

To totally get into sucking, licking, and slurping on a guy’s hard cock. Vigorously and rhythmically tonguing the shaft and dickhead, emphatically engulfing said penis, wrapping your mouth around the man’s member and keeping full, slick contact over the entire length with your lips, spending the greater part of the time fellating the rock hard throbbing head.

The act of over-exaggeratingly mimicking how someone would lick, suck, and slurp on a juicy, dripping, tasty popsicle.
Huglas was so turned on watching Markus popsicling his pulsating, engorged cock. The look on M’s face was evidence he was totally lost in pleasuring DDD, swallowing the shaft,and slowly enveloping the throbbing head with his juicy lips. Damn, what a stellar bobbgoblin!!
by Huglas! January 17, 2019
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popsicle

sometimes used as a sex toy for nasty sluts
ew ashley used a popsicle as a dildo
by CH45S5 3R April 08, 2009
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