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Popsicles 

1) A euphemism for swearing
2) An attempt of cursing without the abrasive language
Example 1;
Jeremiah: "They say it's gonna rain today, ya'll"
Kizziah: "Ah, popsicles"

Example 2;
Samuel: "Would you care to join me for a truncated dinner and walk then extensive festivities in the bedroom?"
Kizziah: "No, I would not. I have plans with my relations"
Samuel: "Popsicles, another time then"
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Popsicles! 

A fun way of saying "cool" when just the word cool seems so bland.
"You can meet me on the coner"
"Popsicles!"
Popsicles! by Amsome February 28, 2006

melting popsicles 

1. Katy Perry's euphemism for causing an erection (as seen in her music video for "California Girls"). 2. an ice cold sweet treat (a.k.a. a popsicle) liquefying due to some source of intense heat (such as the sun or Californian sun-kissed skin). 3. possessing skin so perfectly tanned and unblemished that it is equivalent to flirting shamelessly without even speaking a word.
1. "Damn. She just melted my popsicle."

2. "I'm in the mood for a popsicle but it's so hot out I don't want to deal with the mess if it melts..."

3. "You're skin's great! Just go to the beach for a few days, and you'll be melting popsicles in no time."

4. "Watch out! California girls have sun-kissed skin so hot they'll melt your popsicle!!!"

nigger popsicles

when it is too cold to steal
nigger popsicles by Micr0nutz January 15, 2007

Sex and Popsicles 

A phrase coined to express indifference to a given situation.
"Where do you want to eat?"

"I don't know... it's all sex and popsicles to me."

sucks dick like popsicles on a sunday 

this is the greatest possible compliment that you can give a woman after receiving oral sex or when later referring to the girl who performed oral sex on you. it is only to be used as a term of endearment. using this term in a negative connotation should result in all of your friends shunning you for the remainder of the day.

note: oral sex does not have to be performed on sunday for the term to be used.
Mick: wow, that girl i met last night sure sucks dick like popsicles on a sunday.

Manny: really?

Mick: yeah, she was the best i have ever had.

sucks dick like popsicles on a Sunday 

this is the greatest possible compliment that you can give a woman after receiving oral sex or when later referring to the girl who performed oral sex on you. it is only to be used as a term of endearment. using this term in a negative connotation should result in all of your friends shunning you for the remainder of the day.

note: oral sex does not have to be performed on sunday for the term to be used.
Mick: wow, that girl i met last night sure sucks dick like popsicles on a sunday.

Manny: really?

Mick: yeah, she was the best i have ever had.