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A member of the "forward crew" on board a nuclear submarine. Steretypically dim-witted and obtuse, coners can often be found in groups wondering why one piece of equipment or another doesn't appear to be working with the on/off switch positioned downward. A common belief amongst coners is that anything can be fixed by some combination of duct tape, coffee stirsticks, and a ballpeen hammer, including but not limited to televisions, computers, 8mm videocasettes, diesel engines, and toilet seats.
There's a couple coners on crews mess fiddling with the X-box..... I wonder how long it'll be before they realize it's not plugged in.
by TwistedTwidget April 28, 2006
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Music so good it could elicit sexual arousal.
The new We Came As Romans albums is chock full of bonerjams.
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Noun: A coffee boner; A boner caused by the stimulation of blood flow from the caffeine in coffee.
I drank a couple cups of coffee this morning and had a raging coner for my calculus lecture.
by Jerktart February 29, 2012
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Slang in some parts of Canada for a joint. Coner is usually reserved for a very well-rolled, cone-shaped joint.
"Quit bogarting that coner and let me take a puff"
by MikeTDK November 02, 2007
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Non-nuclear trained retard
in the Navy who didn't become a nuke because he was too retarded to get offered nuke, so they offer them a mindless job where the only point is to push a button when ordered.
Also see: MAAs
Related term: Skittle
Fucking coners screwed us over again.
by AnnoyedNavyNuke April 27, 2005
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The act of acquiring the craving for a foot long chili cheese coney from sonic, often resulting in a massive boner.
Sonic carhop girl: "Here is your foot long chili cheese coney sir. Ummm sorry did i give you a boner?"
Guy: "Boner? Bitch this is a coner! You ugly as HELL! Now give me my coney and get to steppin' trick!"
by JiggaJace December 13, 2010
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when you get a giant boner from either looking at or stealing traffic cones
oh man spenser, i have a huuuge coner right now
by newman July 25, 2004
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