A member of the "forward crew" on board a nuclear submarine. Steretypically dim-witted and obtuse, coners can often be found in groups wondering why one piece of equipment or another doesn't appear to be working with the on/off switch positioned downward. A common belief amongst coners is that anything can be fixed by some combination of duct tape, coffee stirsticks, and a ballpeen hammer, including but not limited to televisions, computers, 8mm videocasettes, diesel engines, and toilet seats.
There's a couple coners on crews mess fiddling with the X-box..... I wonder how long it'll be before they realize it's not plugged in.
by TwistedTwidget May 10, 2006
Get the conermug. by Jerktart May 25, 2012
Get the conermug. Slang in some parts of Canada for a joint. Coner is usually reserved for a very well-rolled, cone-shaped joint.
by MikeTDK November 22, 2007
Get the conermug. Non-nuclear trained retard
in the Navy who didn't become a nuke because he was too retarded to get offered nuke, so they offer them a mindless job where the only point is to push a button when ordered.
Also see: MAAs
Related term: Skittle
in the Navy who didn't become a nuke because he was too retarded to get offered nuke, so they offer them a mindless job where the only point is to push a button when ordered.
Also see: MAAs
Related term: Skittle
by AnnoyedNavyNuke April 27, 2005
Get the conermug. When one takes a traffic cone, or anything with the same form or likeness, and places it upon their crotch, as if they had a boner.
by Max Maddox April 24, 2007
Get the conermug. Clitoris boner. When a girl gets sexually aroused and her clit reacts the same way as a penis would. HARD.
by Aroused EFABEN January 13, 2010
Get the conermug. by OG16 October 26, 2010
Get the conermug.