Poplet 

Another word for 4 flats. Used by people who barely gets any band in MUET but still tries to throw shades without thinking about their poor IQ knowledge.

You guys are assholes la. Moga2 teda poplet.

Translation: You guys are assholes. I hope none of you gets poplets

Poplet by Poplet4eva July 30, 2017

Russian Poolette

A two player game in which the opponents lay on their backs, with asses facing each other. A lit candle is placed between the lines of fire and the first player to ignite their opponent with a blast of fiery methane, wins.

Jack and Jill played an intense game of Russian Poolette last night. Jack got third degree burns on his ballsack.

Russian Poolette by Business Horse June 10, 2012

Pooplet

To do a small poop, no bigger than a grape. Such pooplet comes out in multiples and is never a single entity. Therefore pooplets are never alone. If on the rare occasion you do a single pooplet, it is referred to as a pooplia.

Person 1 - 'Are you okay in there?'
Person 2 - 'I won't be long, I'm just doing a pooplet'

Pooplet by Kirby Duck October 3, 2014

poppet 

A term of great endearment and affection, used to describe in one word all the feelings of warmth, comfort, kindness, generosity, honesty and strength of character you feel everytime you are with that person.

A word not to be used lightly, but one that expresses great respect and admiration for those to whom it is directed.

'Trancey is a poppet'

poppet by none October 1, 2004

peopletoons 

The disturbing sorta fake eerily realistic "people" in the Charles Schwab commercials.
These demons from the deep recesses of some twisted ad freak espouse the virtues of Schwab while sharing with the audience their experiences in the world of investing.

Leon:"Did you see that ad with those peopletoons?"

Virgil: "Yeah, man. Those freakin' things give me the serious heebie willies. I mean, come on: not people, not toons. What the hell are they?"

peopletoons by Humor Smith March 10, 2009

a pople tic 

a mild fit of rage (cf apoplectic, apoplexy)

That's the fourth bus to go by without stopping and now he's having a pople tic

Father: You've loaded the dishwasher all wrong
Son: OK - no need to have a pople tic

a pople tic by Hotpot99 July 15, 2020

pooplet

A tiny piece of poop.

I am so constipated, all I squeezed out was one pitiful pooplet.

pooplet by melmau November 17, 2007