Pooplet

To do a small poop, no bigger than a grape. Such pooplet comes out in multiples and is never a single entity. Therefore pooplets are never alone. If on the rare occasion you do a single pooplet, it is referred to as a pooplia.

Person 1 - 'Are you okay in there?'
Person 2 - 'I won't be long, I'm just doing a pooplet'

Pooplet by Kirby Duck October 3, 2014

pooplet

A tiny piece of poop.

I am so constipated, all I squeezed out was one pitiful pooplet.

pooplet by melmau November 17, 2007

pooplet

A small bit of poo left after a flush.

Maryann was eager to get to the coffee shop she forgot to second flush that pooplet to hell

pooplet by Chode Slapper January 25, 2010

pooplet

small turd stuck in your butt hole and plops into toilet.

Damnit!!!there's a pooplet stuck in my asshole!!!!

pooplet by poopmaster January 16, 2004

Pooplet fart 

When a pooplet Doesnt come out of your butthole so you are forced to wait for a fart, This results in A Pooplet fart.

He was forced to commit a Pooplet fart in order to get to work on time.

Pooplet fart by Turdfighter3 January 16, 2011

Russian Poolette

A two player game in which the opponents lay on their backs, with asses facing each other. A lit candle is placed between the lines of fire and the first player to ignite their opponent with a blast of fiery methane, wins.

Jack and Jill played an intense game of Russian Poolette last night. Jack got third degree burns on his ballsack.

Russian Poolette by Business Horse June 10, 2012

peopletoons 

The disturbing sorta fake eerily realistic "people" in the Charles Schwab commercials.
These demons from the deep recesses of some twisted ad freak espouse the virtues of Schwab while sharing with the audience their experiences in the world of investing.

Leon:"Did you see that ad with those peopletoons?"

Virgil: "Yeah, man. Those freakin' things give me the serious heebie willies. I mean, come on: not people, not toons. What the hell are they?"

peopletoons by Humor Smith March 10, 2009