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I am so constipated, all I squeezed out was one pitiful pooplet.
by melmau October 29, 2007
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A term used to reference cannabis/marijuana/weed.
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
by Gypsiehood97 December 30, 2017
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To do a small poop, no bigger than a grape. Such pooplet comes out in multiples and is never a single entity. Therefore pooplets are never alone. If on the rare occasion you do a single pooplet, it is referred to as a pooplia.
Person 1 - 'Are you okay in there?'
Person 2 - 'I won't be long, I'm just doing a pooplet'
by Kirby Duck October 03, 2014
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A small bit of poo left after a flush.
Maryann was eager to get to the coffee shop she forgot to second flush that pooplet to hell
by Chode Slapper January 24, 2010
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small turd stuck in your butt hole and plops into toilet.
Damnit!!!there's a pooplet stuck in my asshole!!!!
by poopmaster January 16, 2004
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a bowel movement solely consisting of small pebble or rock sized pieces, typically the result of poor hydration. often this condition is spoken of as an annoyance or inconvenience due to lack of certainty in the completion of the task; the phrase β€œdropping the kids off at the pool” is a synonymous expression
Sorry it took so long for me to get back from the can, guys. I had pooplets and you never really know when you’re done.
by The Warden of Idioms September 14, 2019
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