pooplets 

pieces of crap

pooplets by julie wolford July 3, 2003

pooplets 

a bowel movement solely consisting of small pebble or rock sized pieces, typically the result of poor hydration. often this condition is spoken of as an annoyance or inconvenience due to lack of certainty in the completion of the task; the phrase “dropping the kids off at the pool” is a synonymous expression

Sorry it took so long for me to get back from the can, guys. I had pooplets and you never really know when you’re done.

pooplets by The Warden of Idioms September 14, 2019

moist pooplets 

geese or pond bird dropping that is very fresh and wet

Thoose birds keep leaving moist poolets on my dock in the pond

moist pooplets by kayaker2008 April 3, 2005

Pooplet

To do a small poop, no bigger than a grape. Such pooplet comes out in multiples and is never a single entity. Therefore pooplets are never alone. If on the rare occasion you do a single pooplet, it is referred to as a pooplia.

Person 1 - 'Are you okay in there?'
Person 2 - 'I won't be long, I'm just doing a pooplet'

Pooplet by Kirby Duck October 3, 2014

pooplet

A tiny piece of poop.

I am so constipated, all I squeezed out was one pitiful pooplet.

pooplet by melmau November 17, 2007

Pooples 

The unit of measure concerning the urgency of an anticipated bowel movement.

Based on a scale of 1-10.

Dude, I was at 8 pooples. I barely made it in time.

Pooples by joe crow 8675309 November 27, 2011

pooplet

A small bit of poo left after a flush.

Maryann was eager to get to the coffee shop she forgot to second flush that pooplet to hell

pooplet by Chode Slapper January 25, 2010