pooplets

pieces of crap

by julie wolford July 03, 2003

Pooplet

To do a small poop, no bigger than a grape. Such pooplet comes out in multiples and is never a single entity. Therefore pooplets are never alone. If on the rare occasion you do a single pooplet, it is referred to as a pooplia.

Person 1 - 'Are you okay in there?'
Person 2 - 'I won't be long, I'm just doing a pooplet'

by Kirby Duck October 03, 2014

pooplet

A tiny piece of poop.

I am so constipated, all I squeezed out was one pitiful pooplet.

by melmau November 17, 2007

pooplet

A small bit of poo left after a flush.

Maryann was eager to get to the coffee shop she forgot to second flush that pooplet to hell

by Chode Slapper January 25, 2010

pooplet

small turd stuck in your butt hole and plops into toilet.

Damnit!!!there's a pooplet stuck in my asshole!!!!

by poopmaster January 16, 2004

moist pooplets

geese or pond bird dropping that is very fresh and wet

Thoose birds keep leaving moist poolets on my dock in the pond

by kayaker2008 April 03, 2005

Pooplet fart

When a pooplet Doesnt come out of your butthole so you are forced to wait for a fart, This results in A Pooplet fart.

He was forced to commit a Pooplet fart in order to get to work on time.

by Turdfighter3 January 16, 2011